Saturday, September 28, 2013

September 2013


Home
Well, here we are: another fall in Kansas!  It seems that normally the leaves have started dropping in bigger clumps from the trees, but with all the rain, they are still hanging on, green as they were in June.   Also, it probably has something to do with the fact we got the pool cover on, so there’s no point in them dropping en masse.  But if we hadn’t got the cover on, I’m sure I’d wake up one morning and an entire tree would be floating on the top. The hay is standing in the fields in great big round bales (the square bales are already stored in the barn loft) and the grass is turning yellow.  The tomato vines have wilted, but still have that good, DIRT smell when you run around them, trying to catch the ducklings Jim and the girls just had to have.  Again.

They started out with six chicks and four ducks.  But then they had to go back to Atwoods for starter chicken feed, and naturally came home with two more ducks and three more chicks.  The girls take their bird-care responsibilities very seriously, and after the first two days of reminding Lucy not to hold the chicks upside down, and reminding Betsy that they don’t have feathers yet, and can’t fly when she tosses them, even if they’re only a foot from the ground, the girls finally got the idea that gentler equals better.  Or anyway, it equals the same number of live chicks at the end of the day as what you started with. 

Catching him (her?)!
The chicks are mostly a straggly looking bunch, not very cute, and not terribly interested in anything except the warming lamp and the occasional unlucky grasshopper that strays into their bucket.  But the ducks are hours of entertainment for everyone.   Whenever you reach in to lift one out, they race around their bucket (Jim just stuck them in one of the great big plastic horse watering troughs) in a frantic cluster, barreling over their water feeder, peeping frantically, and splatting through the soggy wood chip bedding that stinks to high heaven.  When you feed them, they peck anxiously at their food, then tilt their heads and blink at you rapidly, clearly distrustful.  But, oh, the joy, when Jim takes them out front and turns the garden hose on them, and lets them play in the puddles that form in the rock garden.  They duck under the water and come up waggling their back sides and hopping from foot to foot, chattering and grabbing at bits of tomato vine in their reach, gobbling off the leaves, and then scolding Jim furiously when he turns the water off. 

Watering the ducklings

Trying to catch the OTHER five ducks.
HELP!
At first, I got onto the girls about washing their hands with soap every time they handled the chicks and ducks … some vague idea of preventing the transfer of poo and other germy stuff, I suppose.  But then came the day when I saw Lucy plant a big old smackeroo on her captive duckling’s head.  So when I remind them to wash up now, it’s more form than substance.  I also think twice about letting Lucy kiss me after she’s been playing with ducks.

We ended up with a bumper load of pumpkins this year. See what a little indifference and neglect does for growing gardens?  Jim and the kids hauled a bunch back up to the house and dumped about 20 medium-sized ones on the front porch.  The girls rearrange them every day, always selecting their placement based on where they can do the most damage when an adult is walking out the door and it's dark, or their arms are full of groceries, or they're being dragged by a great dane who realized just a moment ago that her bladder was about to explode.


Woody's baby
School is in full force now, and the kids are used to the routine.  The other day Lucy asked hopefully, “Mommy, can you read a book at me?”  Lucy turned three in August.  While on a walk with Aunt Amanda, during which time they noticed many lovely butterflies, Amanda asked her, “Do you want to be a butterfly?” To which Lucy matter-of-factly replied, “Nope.  I want to be a sandwich.”

Three Years Old!


Betsy started piano at the beginning of the month, and is making good progress in playing her scales and “Mary Had a Little Lamb”.  She has small hands, even for a six-year old, and releasing a key before pressing down on the next one is difficult for her, so I try to remind her to lift her fingers after pressing each key. Now she raises her entire hand to head level every time she presses a key, then brings her finger crashing down on the next key, and sometimes it’s the correct one, sometimes it’s not, but it always reminds me of Betty MacDonald’s piano teacher in Anybody Can Do Anything, the one who “lifted her hands off the keys about four feet and came down on all the wrong notes but the effect was very brrright and certainly staccato.”

As it turns out, Jack needs glasses.  Jim discovered this on a recent excursion when we told Jack and Woody to meet us at a certain store at a mall, and Jack couldn’t read the signs above the stores.  Funny thing about home schooling: you never have to sit at the back of the class, so you don’t know when you can’t see the chalkboard.  Jim’s suspicions were confirmed last week when Rooger bolted out the back door, and Jim and Jack had to go chase him down.  Jim told Jack to “go over there and get your dog” where Rooger’s black and white speckled rump could clearly be seen bounding through the freshly-mown yellowed grass … and Jack headed off in completely the wrong direction. 

Amanda has started a new job at R2 Dentistry in Wichita and on her first week, when she was in training, Jim and Woody, who were at Woody’s orthodontics appointment nearby, decided to drop in on her and say hello … wearing these Turkey Hats (that looked like fully-cooked Thanksgiving turkeys, complete with white paper-covered drumstick tips).  Then, when Amanda walked out, they ducked behind the front desk so only their hats were visible.  Poor Amanda, to have such charming relatives. 


Thinking hard
The next day, Woody and I were reading from a difficult passage in one of his books and I told him he really needed to focus and concentrate, to which he replied, “Wait, let me get my thinking hat!” and came back moments later with the Turkey Hat planted firmly on his head.  Which was fine for him, but now I couldn’t focus or concentrate for the rest of the session.  Later that day Lucy apparently urged Amanda to put the Turkey Hat on because, she told her plaintively, “It will make you happy!”

Their favorite ride - the train!
Jack gets measured by the Silver Dollar City Undertaker
We took a long weekend to visit Silver Dollar City again, this time with our former neighbors, the Ogrens.  They moved away, but we forgave them because now they live in a little farmhouse next to the Walnut River and the dads and kids go fishing whenever we visit.
The Ogren and Manry kids
 2008
2013
They say this is supposed to be a harsh winter, so Jim is spending a lot of his free time clearing out the dead Hedgerow trees along the property lines and chopping them up for firewood.  We've got maybe three ricks of wood now, but think we may need as much as eight.  Luckily, I get the easy job of driving the air conditioned tractor, complete with radio.  Lucy and I sit at the wheel with a can of soda and peanut butter crackers, and yell, "HUH? WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"  as Jim, dripping with sweat and covered with chainsaw oil and sawdust, gestures for us to drive forward, back up, lift the bucket, etc.  Yep, life is rough!

Hope you all have a beautiful October!